haiku per dag
12.09.2013
Grace Murray Hopper:
She used to live in the same
complex I used to.
12.08.2013
For Jacques Hadamard
Intuition built
from rigor—that is the soul
of mathematics.
11.18.2013
Nature delights in
endless forms most beautiful—
each with its own death.
11.17.2013
The leaves change colors—
dying to be loved, they fall
for time's oldest trick.
Often, things that should
go without saying are things
that bear repeating.
11.12.2013
Within each atom
there is a love, and within
each love, a struggle.
11.11.2013
It defies logic
that so many humans are
terrible people.
11.10.2013
"This magic moment—
so diff'rent and so new—was
like any other."
11.09.2013
The "Om Namah Shivaya"
scene in Temple of Doom: that's
why "no time for love."
11.08.2013
Because is a bad
explanation, but it is
the case in this case.
11.07.2013
I have some advice
about how to give advice:
Do not give advice.
11.06.2013
The moral man is
a glutton for punishment—
mostly of others.
11.05.2013
All that is the case
is more than we know how to
express in language.
11.04.2013
The ad hominem's
a shame since mansplaining's a
great word and real thing.
11.03.2013
I don't like Metal,
but
Up the Mountain, Down the
Mountain
I do like.
11.02.2013
The innocence of
children: following orders
and being cruel.
11.01.2013
Math problems come in
two forms: the obvious and
the as yet unsolved.
10.31.2013
Signifiers are
arbitrary, got it. But
roses don't smell sweet.
10.30.2013
Please note: without words,
there would still be moving and
beautiful music.
10.29.2013
Treating depressives
as diseased discounts the fact
that they're mostly right.
10.28.2013
In my dreams for this
prison, all of the inmates
escape gracefully.
10.27.2013
Knock knock. Who's there? Owls.
Owls who? That's right! And little
piggies go oink oink!
10.21.2013
Love, be careful with
that knife. The armor I wear
is only cardboard.
10.01.2013
"… and the boys say they're
concerned that they are concerned
with these accidents."
Who's a good boy? Who's
a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Puppy Cerberus.
9.26.2013
Is that "sorry" in
the apologetic or
commiserative?
9.25.2013
Physical features
are only judged to be flaws:
Why not just be nice?
9.24.2013
Bassist: "You beat those
drums like they owe you money."
Drummer: "Well, they do."
9.23.2013
Hey, you, asshole, it's
Minnesota: be nice or
go fuck the fuck off.
9.22.2013
You can catch more flies.
You can choose your enemies.
You can't judge a book.
9.21.2013
loose nudist hemmed in
and collared on the outskirts
of the garment district
9.20.2013
From our vacation
in Living Hell: photos with
Death in the background.
9.19.2013
Blocked, I am watching
my reflection watching my
reflection and blocked.
9.18.2013
In the reunion
nightmare, we receive masks of
all our past faces.
9.17.2013
So then there is small
talk. We have to start somewhere,
and so we start small.
9.16.2013
The absence of a
unique solution doesn't
mean you aren't wrong.
9.15.2013
Faint praise for gender
norms: masculine women can
pass more plausibly.
"I hear some talk of
Guns and Butter. That's something
We can do without."
The radical prof:
Could there even be a more
conservative trope?
I do not snore but
am an old man: I'm always
sleepy when it rains.
It took me years to
love The Wrens'
The Meadowlands
,
but it is lovely.
These are strange times for
moral authority. But
then what times are not?
The Prophet, to be
a successful prophet, must
be a false prophet.
We offer so much,
yet Irony's appetite
is never sated.
What's it all about?
Why do we do what we do?
To what purpose, this?
The
Ner Tamid
and
Altar Lamp always remind
me of the Ghost Light.
On this, the Day of
Atonement, we study a
joke about mercy.
9.14.2013
There's no
I
in "team."
There's no
U
in "team" either—
just rearranged "meat."
9.13.2013
A little song: Go,
Speed Writer, go, Speed Writer,
go, Victor Hugo.
9.12.2013
I had forgotten
I so enjoy The Misfits.
Hail Jenny, Satan.
9.01.2013
A chipmunk? No, leaves.
Delight, then disappointment,
then a new delight.
8.25.2013
Regarding Randolph's
Ricochet Robots: really
rock-'em-sock-'em rules.
It gets knocked down, but
it gets up again, this song
is stuck in my head.
8.24.2013
"This ain't no Mud Club
or CBGB's. I ain't
got time for that now."
Like mittens worn bare
against the cold, hearts worn bare
scratch at their mendings.
8.20.2013
I have a neighbor
has a dog, and Elu is
her name: E, L, U.
Dark mornings reveal
a secret wish: that this year
the days remain long.
8.19.2013
The bees go dancing
and the apple blossoms when
the apple blossoms.
Evidence suggests
we will get fooled again. Please,
New Boss, be gentle.
8.15.2013
First
Marquee Moon
, then
Los Angeles
, now
Loveless
—
I love Caffetto.
8.14.2013
Bingo, raffles,
and
bowling: Memory Lanes makes
church basements envy.
Checking technical
conditions: polishing grains
of sand, one by one.
8.10.2013
If you've never done
it, go look up "quisling": great
etymology.
A small wooden box
of handwritten notes remains
from time having passed.
8.08.2013
With desperate eyes
the panda is adamant:
my ball, my ball, mine.
8.07.2013
With sweet insistence,
we read a boekie, and then
we read a boekie.
8.06.2013
Then and after then
and after and after and
from each thing some thing.
8.05.2013
What greater hope than
laughter for our foolish yarns,
spun, measured, and sheared?
8.04.2013
Science fiction is
popular. Science poems have
somehow not caught on.
8.03.2013
I go to shows, and
being around people feels
so isolating.
Just as today joins
tomorrow and yesterday
it sets them apart.
Against the plastic
bottle's lip, a flower's stem
rests and gently bows.
8.02.2013
Attractive people
seem less intimidating
when met as couples.
Math for Poets needs
a fellow: Poetics for
Mathematicians.
Puddles of colors
waving light on rainwater
rising from tires.
Jenny introduced
me to Frozen Teens, and I
am thankful for that.
The bicycle spans
specific and general
relativity.
It's plainly complex,
but some of
Paul's
best friends were
imaginary.
Lettuce and parsley
wilt so quickly in my fridge.
How
should
I store them?
If at first you don't
succeed, try something else: you're
being clocked—and judged.
I've not read much by
James Baldwin. Perhaps today
I'll start to change that.
Met a dog and got
her name, but not how it's spelled—
next time, I'll ask her.
7.29.2013
Search not for lost time
up Lyndale at 4AM
in your underwear.
7.20.2013
Milky waiter takes
milky weights and measures of
milky curds and whey.
I was thinking of
a new bicycle. Theft means
I must think quickly.
Look at it this way:
Today is the first day of
the rest of the week.
Along the greenway,
from the market, pedaling
the carbon cycle
7.19.2013
Some nonsense for you
based on "dooby dooby do":
kuhai kuhai ku.
Not writing haiku
is not good motivation
for writing haiku.
7.14.2013
Unicorns all have
spikes sticking out of their heads—
maybe they're punkers.
7.13.2013
I really should stop
crushing on girl bass players.
From now on: drummers.
7.12.2013
Today, take time to
find Spiritual Unity—
great Albert Ayler.
7.11.2013
Uncharted waters
bounding the Map of Metal
say "Here there be Twee."
7.10.2013
"It's good knowing he's
out there... takin' 'er easy
for all us sinners."
7.09.2013
So: It turns out that
Statistics gets in the way
of writing haiku.
7.08.2013
And I am the hand
And I am the hand that takes
And I take and take
7.07.2013
That apple pie is
in fact not American:
best part of the phrase.
7.06.2013
R is open source.
You can read a function call
an internal.
7.05.2013
Okay, the ends don't
justify the means—but then
what exactly does?
7.04.2013
A function is a
farmhand placing each apple
in just one basket.
7.03.2013
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate—
Good lyric, bad luck.
7.02.2013
Wheel within a wheel
Epibicycle rider
Ptolemaic path
7.01.2013
There are rivers, rains,
oceans, pools, dew—water too
has ways of being.
6.30.2013
Lift your face and drink
In the sun of flowing wine
Remember no sin.
6.29.2013
The ambiguous
is ambiguous. It means
all the things it says.
6.28.2013
Girl with umbrella
held close to her face—a clutch
of fresh-cut flowers.
6.27.2013
Crumpled wax paper
scutters and leaps—mistaken
for a mouse, then bird.
6.26.2013
Water of laughter
falls and falls and falls against
its all flowing self.
6.25.2013
Former lovers touch
like returning home or to
the scene of the crime.
6.24.2013
meticulous hand
composed articulate form
a scratch, an embrace
6.23.2013
Waves of rays of light
Rice paper sinuous glows
Shadows of windows
6.22.2013
Some omissions are
also an attention to
detail—mind the gap.
6.21.2013
An evening sun
In the spring of huge roses
Golden plump and ripe
6.20.2013
The bugs gather to
protest that they were here first—
angry gnatavists.
6.19.2013
I almost never
remember dreams, but I'm told
I laugh in my sleep.
6.18.2013
Ruinless city,
your marbles are glass, heavy
with splintering light.
6.17.2013
Attend to absence,
Silence, meaning, a bowl, wind—
Coming to rest, rest.
6.16.2013
She is writing a
meticulous history
of chance encounters.
6.15.2013
Yahweh: Yahweh is
the Jews' god of comedy.
Jews: Jews have one god.
6.14.2013
There is no new thing
under the sun. This is why
one should write at night.
6.13.2013
Furiously slept
Colorless green ideas now
Refer from waking
6.12.2013
Now that I've written
that down, I see that that is
clearly mistaken.
6.11.2013
girl in a garden
cutting the throats of flowers
so much lovely death
6.10.2013
In language like nets
Certain omissions define
Capture passing things
6.09.2013
tales of violence,
sudden, plentiful, flowing,
as the teller's tears
6.08.2013
Readings interpret.
Make what you will of that, but
sometimes you'll be wrong.
6.07.2013
To begin, describe.
At root, all explanations
end in descriptions.
6.06.2013
Poetic justice,
whatever its charms, is not
actual justice.
6.05.2013
It's unnatural
the way flowers disrespect
private property.
6.04.2013
See the world, and raise
some Cain wherever able—
a rascal's wager.
6.03.2013
I am making tea
You do whatever you do
I am making tea
6.02.2013
Overcome anger,
Turn the other cheek. Revenge
is just for us folks.
6.01.2013
"We don't want freedom.
We don't want justice. We just
want someone to love."
5.31.2013
Bowing patiently
with their arms at their sides, shirts
on a clothesline wait.
5.30.2013
Through a singular
expression flow many tides
of common feeling.
5.29.2013
rain rain rainy rain
rainy rainy rainy rain
rain rain rain rain rain
5.28.2013
Reinvent the wheel,
but know that you must also
reinvent the road.
5.27.2013
After a long nap,
the cat yawns, stirs, and searches
for a place to nap.
5.26.2013
The price of a thing
confronts us with a value—
ours if not its own.
5.25.2013
Someone ought to tell
American schoolteachers
English haiku suck.
5.24.2013
We watch over you
because we care—mostly that
you look suspicious.
5.23.2013
Poor Darwin—so much
about sex lost on a world
obsessed with violence.
5.22.2013
A grove of pages—
Dark insects crawl with intent
among turning leaves.
5.21.2013
Too soon to get up
Too late to go back to sleep
Guess I'll just lie here
5.20.2013
distant wanderer
turn back and back as from war
red dust from red stone
5.19.2013
The dead baby bird
saddens me, yet I hope that
something will eat it.
5.18.2013
Mythic crackerjacks
contain your lost toys and all
that you lost with them.
5.17.2013
Blossom on blossom
towers delicate purple
and sweet strong perfume.
5.16.2013
First, five syllables;
Second, seven syllables;
Last, five syllables.
5.15.2013
About the mountain
of answerless questions, we
tend to our small plots.
5.14.2013
If Average Man
gets a comic, Mean Man will
be its Bizarro.
5.13.2013
Release your anger
and its heavy burden, observe
how that looks onscreen.
5.12.2013
Children, behave, and
wash up before bedtime, don't
make me call the planes.
5.11.2013
Hearing the unmanned
plane circle above, my heart
suddenly goes out.
5.10.2013
Human hearts are large
and four-chambered. Much passes
through, and they beat on.
5.09.2013
The world is against
us, but if it weren't, we'd
never stop falling.
5.08.2013
An ism isn't
an argument and provides
nothing of content.
5.07.2013
Vulgar aesthetics:
Is it good? You don't fucking
ask if you're laughing.
5.06.2013
Feeling together
warm sunlight and window cold
by my open hand.
5.05.2013
Sharp pencils pursue
a life in quotation marks
traced within the lines.
5.04.2013
The thinking reed has
many instruments and a
figure for figures.
5.03.2013
A window in which
one's face is reflected—an
image of the mind
5.02.2013
Music and laughter
are our household gods, pray now
let them ring through you.
5.01.2013
Candy apple red
dapples laughing blossoms—clowns
bobbing for noses.
4.30.2013
You can lead a horse
to water, but you can put
lipstick on a pig.
4.29.2013
Being what is is
what what is is is being
being being what.
4.28.2013
The gods are angry:
coffee so altered and burnt
stinks to high heaven.
4.27.2013
Sex is recreation
That has many meanings
That's very human
4.26.2013
Stir, wake, sigh, listen:
Street sounds, bird songs, neighbor steps.
Listen, breathe, stir, rise.
4.25.2013
Night minds make mischief,
move reason's furniture, and
hide absurd candies.
4.24.2013
Job, you have it bad,
but what were you expecting?
You're only human.
4.23.2013
There's no accounting
for money doesn't grow on
a bird in the hand.
4.22.2013
Life is like a box
You can't fit a square peg in
One good turn deserves.
4.21.2013
The early bird gets
There's no use crying over
Beer before liquor.
4.20.2013
You can't have your cake.
Don't put all your eggs in one
If you can't beat 'em.
4.19.2013
Surprise grabs life as
wet snow grabs thin boughs in an
early spring blizzard.
4.18.2013
I get a lot done
avoiding things I should do.
Is that productive?
4.17.2013
It makes sense to act
like nothing has happened when
nothing has happened.
4.16.2013
See them walk so tall—
They walk with ease and purpose,
Walking through the world.
4.15.2013
Infinite breadth is
known and encompassed by a
firm rule and fine point.
4.14.2013
The devil is in,
The road to hell is paved, but
a stitch in time saves.
4.13.2013
Long up top, clipped sides,
I had that haircut. It was
silly on me too.
4.12.2013
Words on wooden tongues
promise to reveal fresh dirt
and buried secrets.
4.11.2013
Long rows wind around.
Oh, how long lines go so slow—
so so so so slow.
4.10.2013
Don't mix apples and
If you can't do the time, don't
When the cat's away.
4.09.2013
Nothing to be done.
It is what it is is all.
Nothing to be done.
4.08.2013
Why buy the cow, when
Money is the root of all
A penny saved is?
4.07.2013
I
have
seen the rain
come down on a sunny day.
It is beautiful.
4.06.2013
Are there so many
songs about rainbows and what's
on the other side?
4.05.2013
Don't count your chickens.
You can't make an omelet
Until the cows come.
4.04.2013
The note "personal
communication" transforms
it to something else.
4.03.2013
There's more than one way
Variety is the spice
Good fences make good.
4.02.2013
Love is the answer
to a question difficult
to formulate well.
4.01.2013
We laugh at fools and
The world laughs at fools like us
All laughing like fools.
3.31.2013
The ice relaxes,
lets its hair flow down melting
with warm wet kisses.
3.30.2013
There is some sadness
in every sentence that a
joke does not contain.
3.29.2013
Gas Affordabil-
-ity Service Program is
GAP, not GASP. Ha ha.
A truth meets a truth.
They pass time, converse, and part
convinced they are right.
3.28.2013
A girl plays music
on chalk piano keys her
small shoes dance music.
3.27.2013
You'll go out again.
The world is full of men of
military age.
3.26.2013
The one-eyed snowman
Wants a stocking full of coal.
It's Bad Frosty time.
3.25.2013
"We dress like students,
We dress like housewives, or in
A suit and a tie."
3.24.2013
The chilaquiles
at The Lowry are tasty.
I suggest poached eggs.
3.23.2013
"Obvious" has no
place in a well-written proof.
You're doing it wrong.
3.22.2013
Our door we opened
For Elijah at Pesach—
Now we have no cat.
3.21.2013
The mohel carries
a wallet that becomes a
suitcase—just rub it.
3.20.2013
The ways in
n
lines
to fit
k
obscurities:
Pound-Stirling number.
Irony is nice
but distracting: Tantalus'
hell is the hunger.
3.19.2013
Don't make a mountain
when life gives you lemons, make
an apple a day.
3.17.2013
still again always
always only returning
melodies echos
3.16.2013
All's fair in love, and
what's good for the goose is good;
laughter is the best.
3.15.2013
The hypotenuse
squared is the sum of the squares
of the other sides.
3.14.2013
Absence makes the heart
give a man a fish you can't
sew a silk purse from.
3.13.2013
Events fossilize
into place—stopping here—here
is where it happened.
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