Search not for lost time
up Lyndale at 4AM
in your underwear.

Milky waiter takes
milky weights and measures of
milky curds and whey.

I was thinking of
a new bicycle. Theft means
I must think quickly.

Look at it this way:
Today is the first day of
the rest of the week.

Along the greenway,
from the market, pedaling
the carbon cycle

Some nonsense for you
based on "dooby dooby do":
kuhai kuhai ku.

Not writing haiku
is not good motivation
for writing haiku.

Unicorns all have
spikes sticking out of their heads—
maybe they're punkers.

I really should stop
crushing on girl bass players.
From now on: drummers.

Today, take time to
find Spiritual Unity—
great Albert Ayler.

Uncharted waters
bounding the Map of Metal
say "Here there be Twee."

"It's good knowing he's
out there... takin' 'er easy
for all us sinners."

So: It turns out that
Statistics gets in the way
of writing haiku.

And I am the hand
And I am the hand that takes
And I take and take

That apple pie is
in fact not American:
best part of the phrase.

R is open source.
You can read a function call
an internal.

Okay, the ends don't
justify the means—but then
what exactly does?

A function is a
farmhand placing each apple
in just one basket.

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate—
Good lyric, bad luck.

Wheel within a wheel
Epibicycle rider
Ptolemaic path

There are rivers, rains,
oceans, pools, dew—water too
has ways of being.