Hearsay: out of court
statement to prove truth of the
matter asserted.

About the old saw
"The silence is deafening",
What do the deaf think?

Dear Mom, here's flowers
Powers, a box of chakras...
Hippie Mother's Day.

Intimidating Towing

Reserved parking space:
Violators are towed by
Wrecker Services.

Editing My Proposal

Ploughing through old lines
Scratches through weeds, breaks through clods,
grows a new red field.

Tomorrow's lecture
Is cancelled because last week
I ran out of text.

McSheane

The immortal words
Of k2uacm:
Weird doesn't mean bad.

Haikus are easy
(except my last one which was
made incorrectly).

O Euterpe, muse
of lyric poetry, dig'st
thou our poesy?

No agua

No water from faucet comes,
no chance to clean me.
Makes getting ready, easy.

Shizzle. Got new pants,
antitheft security
device is still on.

Internet's advice:
use drill, fire, rubber band.
Too bad I'm chicken.

Silly Leon Kass,
Is all your mumbo jumbo
But mumbo jumbo?

NPR

An wanted to write,
but instead she designs bombs.
Pays the bills, I guess.

Torts exam -- where else
for pee in the fact pattern?
Here it meets brain stems.

grumpy

DMV impedes
lawful car registration.
Why am I surprised?

Over Lake Michigan

Black pebble slips from
My jeans, 10, 000 ft up—
Caught on the deep swell.

feet and meter

LM's a spondee;
PMcS, iambic;
JH, dactylic.

uptight friends with pets!
one wonders how they'd deal with
dog diarrhea.

peach plum pear

oh, obedience!
why do you play so damn hard
to get? sit, stay, speak.

law day two oh eight
nice speech judge laurie smith-camp...
no guantanamo?