Showing his small teeth
My nephew tells me to put
Salad on my toes

Poofy Galore

A wash and blow dry
will re-fluffify her fur,
will afro-ize it.

Thoughts

I wonder aloud,
can people hear me thinking?
Someone responds, Yes.

A cheerleader once
said he had beautiful feet
and ruined his life.

Lulu eats my specs,
which makes me very angry.
@^@$%

civil procedure
the bane of my existence
erie can blow me.

finals approaching
maybe a hernia too?
doctor will say "rest."

but no rest for me
unless the doc says "surgery"
and then drugs will help.

I Hadn't Noticed

Pennies in a stream,
Falling leaves, a sycamore,
Moonlight in Vermont.

Friday Night Lights

dusk is approaching
dachshunds wake up from their naps
romance is abound

By S.W.T & H.D.L

emails in the office

compare manuscript
to an aborted fetus?
sure, go right ahead

I don't think it's a match

ZS wants to be
my roommate but really he
just wants to play drums.

He also wouldn't
mind "big ol' titties" and a
gift cert. to Chili's.

ZS, some advice:
next time, don't send out a link
to your myspace page.

re: re: tornado siren

She spins me right 'round,
But, as Odysseus says,
There's no place like home.

re: tornado siren

What?! Is her song not
so beautiful that you would
die to follow her?

Tornado siren:
Yet another good reason
I miss the East Coast.

comments

I have disabled the comments b/c they are too easy to miss. Please leave responses in a regular post, with a title of "re: [insert identifying matter]". Here are all the comment haiku:

Brian said, re: administrators:

The same heavy door
Keeps the administrators
From the other side.

Brian said, re: the sun is here now:

Sunlight casts shadows,
Spring blooms drink from icy pools;
Seek balance, diapers.

Brian said, re: That rainy dark place:

Not just Omaha,
Today Minneapolis
Is gray and awful.

Anonymous said, re: Greg in my office:

You don't really "win."
It is a big marketing
scam. But still, enjoy!

Dave said, re: daily I think yes,:

the end of the ramp
park on the top of the place
unexpected rain

abmatic said re: daily I think yes,:

you should see this blog
adhaiku dot com is it
you two should be friends
(http://adhaiku.com/)

use whips!

take your kids to work
and put them to work: wa-pshhh!
scurrying munchkins.

dinner with mom's bro
and sis after proposing
dissertation, whhhew!

re: Croquet

Running through spring grass
I hastily collect them:
Four lost tennis balls

COMPUCESSORY

People hand it off,
the can of cold, compressed air,
almost like a joint.

Except it breathes out,
not in; you can hear it sssssssssssssssss,
air dusting keyboards.

Croquet

Last of the wine sack,
Leaks red onto faces, courts...
Lost in the new grass.